in his own words

Ricky's Autobiography 

and some collected bits of his writing  
 from here there and everywhere...and i do mean EVERYWHERE!

Short Bio:

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was that short enough ha ha ha just joking
I will make each point one line long...I hate self-admonishing  dicks who
take two $32#%&-ing pages to say anything...

* 8th grade play- fig salesman, one line "figs figs get your figs"
* help write and edit script for production company-in S.F. called MONDO NIGHTS-big ass
flop

* Help start Perch with RevChris (my guru hereafter referred to as M.G.R.C.B)-Wrote songs
and  comedy sketches and songs(which kinda sucked since i can't read music)

*Worked with Z-axis in Charlotte as a cameraman/writer/actor/Lustor(if that is not a
position it should be, since I was so good at it!( Lustor=one who lust vainfully after
females)

*Worked with public access in Charlotte and became a certified producer

*Was trooper the horse in the  stageplay Eqquis which had a nude male Yuck and a topless
female if only for 11 minutes and 23 seconds


*co-starred in a commercial with Emmy Award winning Writer Jose Arroyo famous line "I
haven't even started it yet"

* Chess Champion beaten only by audience member who had international ranking, but I
did beat him once out of a gazillion games.

*designated spokesperson for homeless persons who occasionally wandered in to our
theater...since I got to rehersal early and never got a PHUCKIN' KEY, i got to know most of
the bums outside our building including the "17 cents" man...RevChris can tell you about
him.

*worked on stage with CARROT-TOP prior to his HIT movie Chairman Of the Board

* Currently writing for the DCComedy Troupe

*HAVE I GOT A NEEEEEEEEEEEW character for everyone!

oh i worked with bailey doing  sketch/improv.

• Ricky Dorham's Memoriable Black Hole in Cyberspace
• in his own words
• Phor Phics phrom phans and phriends
• the legally dead parrots
• the ballad of ricky
• Noteworthy